Poorly Pope (bit naughty)

[rebbonk]

The pope is told by a doctor that he is suffering from a special testicular disease that can only be cured by having sex, he must go through with this or he will surely die.

The pope says, " I will do this but I have four conditions......... the woman must be blind so she does not see me, deaf so she cannot hear me and mute so she cannot tell anyone of what we did"

The doctor says, " and what is your fourth condition?"............

Spoiler:

"massive tits."

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]