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Rating

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:05 am

The wife got dressed up for a night out with her friends, then she walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her.

"8 or 9 at least" I said.

"Out of 10?" she smiled... "Thanks, babe, I'm flattered".

Didn't have the heart to tell her
Spoiler:
I meant beers.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Rating

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:39 am

:lol:
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Re: Rating

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:12 pm

:lol:
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