The old explorer said "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! - I just soiled myself".
The reporter said "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same".
The old explorer said "No,
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