A policeman called
A policeman knocked on my door and said "Mister Smith, I'm afraid your flatmate has been involved in a road accident".
Slightly baffled I said "There must be some mistake, officer. I live here in this house with my wife. I don't have a flatmate".
Slightly baffled I said "There must be some mistake, officer. I live here in this house with my wife. I don't have a flatmate".
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