Don't.....
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:18 am"Don't open that wardrobe!" shouted my wife as I was just about to, "Your Christmas present is in there!"
"Too late," I said, pulling open the door.
"You get me the crappiest presents!" I said, looking in. "Why would I want a
"Too late," I said, pulling open the door.
"You get me the crappiest presents!" I said, looking in. "Why would I want a
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