Funeral

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Funeral

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:17 am

A man goes to funeral.

He's sitting beside the widow. They get to that part where they ask if anyone would like to speak about the deceased. He asks the widow if he can say a word.

She gives him the go-ahead, so he walks up to the lectern and says just the single word "Plethora".

After returning to his seat, the widow gently takes both his hands in hers and says "Thank you
Spoiler:
- that means a lot."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Funeral

Postby Melisandre » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:48 pm

:D
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