Teacher
I bumped into an old friend and said to him, "I hear you lost your job as a Geography teacher?"
"Yeah, I've no idea why but it doesn't matter now as I'm moving to Australia to teach."
"Why go all that way for a job?"
"Because apparently
"Yeah, I've no idea why but it doesn't matter now as I'm moving to Australia to teach."
"Why go all that way for a job?"
"Because apparently
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