Robin Hood (bit rude)

[rebbonk]

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Paddy raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Paddy, it's Maid Marian."

"But Miss, what about the song?

Spoiler:

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]