I was talking to my mate...."Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around with the boys. She taught me to enjoy the fine arts, appreciate gourmet cooking and classical music, and even how to invest in the stock market."
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked my friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.