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Lost boy

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:07 am

A little boy is seen crying in Tescos.

A shop worker approaches him.

Man: "are you lost?"

Boy: "yes"

Man: "Whats your mummy like"?

Boy:
Spoiler:
"Rich men, fast cars and Bacardi breezers"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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