Old dog

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Old dog

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:07 am

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap".

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Spoiler:
Can I come with him tomorrow?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old dog

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:37 am

:lol:
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