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Thinking of Christmas

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:05 am

"For Christmas, would you like one of those things that tests your blood pressure?" my wife said.

"You can s*d off .....
Spoiler:
if you think your mum's coming for Xmas dinner again."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Thinking of Christmas

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:36 am

:lol:
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