Old man and a hooker

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Old man and a hooker

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:25 am

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door.

She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"

He replies: "No girl, that's no longer possible for me."

Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!"

They both go inside. They undress and he performs like a young buck, giving it to her 5 times in a row.

"Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless, "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!"

Says the old guy:
Spoiler:
"Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying that is no longer possible!"

Moral of the story: Mess with seniors and you’ll get screwed.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old man and a hooker

Postby Melisandre » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:44 am

:lol:
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