Trip to the cobbler's

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Trip to the cobbler's

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:56 am

"Good morning, cobbler. I found this ticket for a repair to his shoes among my father's things when I was going through them recently. He died in 1984. Do you still have the shoes?"

"Well, sir. This place has changed hands twice since then, but I'll see if I can find them."

He goes down to the cellar and a few minutes later emerges triumphantly, waving a pair of shoes.

"I've found them!
Spoiler:
They'll be ready next Thursday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Trip to the cobbler's

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:15 am

:lol:
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