Latest arrival
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:40 amSophie and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building - a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Sally says "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him? He looks so lonely".
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely".
"Of course I'm lonely, he says "I've spent the past 20 years in prison".
"You're kidding! What for?"
"For killing my third wife. I strangled her".
"What happened to your second wife?"
"I shot her".
"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a bridge".
"Oh my" says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells "Yoo hoo, Sally.
Sally says "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him? He looks so lonely".
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely".
"Of course I'm lonely, he says "I've spent the past 20 years in prison".
"You're kidding! What for?"
"For killing my third wife. I strangled her".
"What happened to your second wife?"
"I shot her".
"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a bridge".
"Oh my" says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells "Yoo hoo, Sally.
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