Latest arrival

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Latest arrival

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:40 am

Sophie and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building - a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Sally says "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him? He looks so lonely".

Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely".

"Of course I'm lonely, he says "I've spent the past 20 years in prison".

"You're kidding! What for?"

"For killing my third wife. I strangled her".

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her".

"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell off a bridge".

"Oh my" says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells "Yoo hoo, Sally.
Spoiler:
He's single".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Latest arrival

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: Latest arrival

Postby dutchman » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:51 am

:hysterical:
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