Snakes get free

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Snakes get free

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:01 am

Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile house at the Seattle Zoo and there are snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tries everything, but he can't get them back in their cages.

Finally he says to his aide, "Quick, call a lawyer!"

"A lawyer? Why??"

Spoiler:
"We need someone who speaks their language!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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