Words with the wife
My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football.
I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"
She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."
I said, "Well to be fair, you've not been keeping up with the housework recently, so you were lucky
I said, "What makes you say that, babe?"
She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my birthday."
I said, "Well to be fair, you've not been keeping up with the housework recently, so you were lucky
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