Knock at the door
A guy knocked on my door earlier.
He said, "Hi there, I've just got a flat tyre outside your house, I wonder if maybe I could borrow your car jack?"
I said, "No you cheeky b*gger!"
He said, "Hi there, I've just got a flat tyre outside your house, I wonder if maybe I could borrow your car jack?"
I said, "No you cheeky b*gger!"
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