Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:59 am
A new supermarket has opened with all the latest sales innovations.
The fresh produce department has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes off you hear the sound of distant thunder, and the smell of fresh spring rain.
When you pass the milk, you hear cows mooing, and the smell of freshly mown hay.
In the meat department, there is the sound of steaks sizzling on the barbecue, and the smell of a freshly grilled steak.
In the egg department you hear chickens clucking, and the smell of bacon and eggs frying.
In the bread department there is the unmistakable smell of freshly baked bread.
I just can't bring myself to buy my toilet paper from there though.