On his deathbed

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On his deathbed

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:06 am

An old man lays on his deathbed.

“Is my wife here?” he asks.

“Yes, dear, I’m right here.” she answers.

“Are my children here?” he asks.

“Yes, Papa, we’re here.” they answer.

“Are my grandchildren here?” he asks.

“Yes, Granddad, we’re all here.” many small voices answer.

Spoiler:
“Then why is the light on in the kitchen?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: On his deathbed

Postby Melisandre » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:01 pm

:lol:
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Re: On his deathbed

Postby dutchman » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:39 pm

:lol:
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