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No more love

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:18 am

I don’t think my wife loves me anymore.

Last night I was sat on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife shout, "What would you like for dinner my love?... Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said "Thank you, I'll have chicken"

She replied
Spoiler:
"You're having soup you fat b@st@rd, I was talking to the cat"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: No more love

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:36 pm

:lol:
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Re: No more love

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:37 pm

:lol:
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