BBQ insult

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BBQ insult

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:56 am

Bloke hurls a cutting insult at his wife.

"Your ass is the size of a 3 burner BBQ"

Later in bed he says "Fancy a bit of how's yer father?"

Wife says,
Spoiler:
"I'm not lighting up a whole BBQ for half a :censored: sausage!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: BBQ insult

Postby pollyanna » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:40 am

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