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The world is going to end

PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:47 am
by rebbonk
Two mates are chatting and one says to the other, "What would you do if the world was going to end in 5 minutes time?"

His mate replied "I'd have sex with anything that moved, what would you do?"
Spoiler:
"Stand perfectly still" he replied.