Kitchen fire
I came home from work today to see my wife stood in the garden whilst firemen put out the flames in our kitchen.
I said to my wife, "Why didn't you ring me?"
"What could you have done?" she asked.
I replied, "Well, I could have
I said to my wife, "Why didn't you ring me?"
"What could you have done?" she asked.
I replied, "Well, I could have
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