Stumpy!
Stumpy was visiting a friend in the hospital.
He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
A lady said to him with a snarl "Sir, there's no smoking in here".
Stumpy said "I'm not smoking lady".
"But you have a cigar in your mouth" the woman said.
"Lady" Stumpy answered
He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
A lady said to him with a snarl "Sir, there's no smoking in here".
Stumpy said "I'm not smoking lady".
"But you have a cigar in your mouth" the woman said.
"Lady" Stumpy answered
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