Pregnancy test
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:22 amI was shopping at Tesco and asked one of those wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?"
"No problem, mate," he said, "they're right beside the condoms."
"Listen," I said,
"No problem, mate," he said, "they're right beside the condoms."
"Listen," I said,
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