Courtin' couple

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Courtin' couple

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:20 am

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands.

They had been silent for a while when the lass said, "A penny for ye thoughts Angus."

The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well Mary, I wer thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."

So she did so.

But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, "What are ye thinkin' now Angus?"

To which the lad replied: "Well, I was hopin' ye
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hadn't forgot the penny!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Courtin' couple

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:13 pm

:lol:
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