Contractions

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Contractions

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:19 am

My wife called me while I was at work...

"Honey, I'm getting contractions," she grunted. "I need you to drive to the hospital"...

When I got there
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I called her back and said, "What do you want me to do now?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Contractions

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:08 pm

:lol:
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