New dress (bit rude)
The wife just walked into the living room wearing a bright new summer dress she'd just bought.
She said "Well? What do you think?"
I said "Yeah it's nice, but your knickers are coming down".
She looked down and said "No they're not!"
I replied "Yes they are,
She said "Well? What do you think?"
I said "Yeah it's nice, but your knickers are coming down".
She looked down and said "No they're not!"
I replied "Yes they are,
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