New dress (bit rude)

[rebbonk]

The wife just walked into the living room wearing a bright new summer dress she'd just bought.

She said "Well? What do you think?"

I said "Yeah it's nice, but your knickers are coming down".

She looked down and said "No they're not!"

I replied "Yes they are,

Spoiler:

or that dress is going straight back!"

[Melisandre]