Drunk on the bus

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Drunk on the bus

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:46 am

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts "Man,
Spoiler:
I'm on the wrong bus!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Drunk on the bus

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:18 pm

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