Not feeling well
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice.
He says "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
She replies
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice.
He says "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
She replies
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