Knickers off!
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.
The first bloke said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!"
"What's the rush?" his mate asked.
The first bloke said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!"
"What's the rush?" his mate asked.
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