Boots (bit rude)
I went out shopping with the wife and she spotted a pair of boots.
She asked if she could have them?
I said, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive”.
Later on in bed I started trying my luck.
She turned to me and said, “I don’t think so mate.
She asked if she could have them?
I said, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive”.
Later on in bed I started trying my luck.
She turned to me and said, “I don’t think so mate.
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