Not long to live
A single friend of mine told me the other day that he only had three months to live.
"Quick!" I said "You need to marry my ex-wife"
"Will it make me live longer?" He asked, tears brimming in his eyes.
"No" I replied
"Quick!" I said "You need to marry my ex-wife"
"Will it make me live longer?" He asked, tears brimming in his eyes.
"No" I replied
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