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Not long to live

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:06 am
by rebbonk
A single friend of mine told me the other day that he only had three months to live.

"Quick!" I said "You need to marry my ex-wife"

"Will it make me live longer?" He asked, tears brimming in his eyes.

"No" I replied
Spoiler:
"But it'll SEEM longer!"

Re: Not long to live

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:39 pm
by Melisandre
:lol: