Sheep
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "You stupid
that's not a pig that's a sheep."
Man replies:
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "You stupid
Man replies:
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