Caught?
A guy comes home from work early and hears hurried footsteps upstairs.
Up he goes, wife getting dressed, telltale wardrobe door ajar.
He opens the wardrobe door and sure enough, some bloke inside "WHO ARE YOU"?
"Er, I'm from the council, environmental health, had a report of a serious moth infestation"
"SO WHY ARE YOU STARK NAKED THEN"!!
The guy looks down and says "Well,
Up he goes, wife getting dressed, telltale wardrobe door ajar.
He opens the wardrobe door and sure enough, some bloke inside "WHO ARE YOU"?
"Er, I'm from the council, environmental health, had a report of a serious moth infestation"
"SO WHY ARE YOU STARK NAKED THEN"!!
The guy looks down and says "Well,
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