Hunting

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Hunting

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:00 am

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles and says "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Later they arrive at the hunting site.

Jake sets his wife up safely in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot".

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back towards his wife's location.

As he gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife, and again he hears her yell "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer!
Spoiler:
Just let me get my saddle off it!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hunting

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:51 pm

:lol:
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