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God bless little Johnny

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:32 am
by rebbonk
The teacher asked "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"

Mary answered "A chicken gives eggs!"

The teacher then asked "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"

Paul answered "A goat gives goat milk!"

And finally, the teacher asked "Well now, who can tell me what a cow gives?"

And Little Johnny replied
Spoiler:
"Homework and lessons!"

Re: God bless little Johnny

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:06 pm
by Melisandre
:lol:

Re: God bless little Johnny

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:50 pm
by dutchman
:hysterical: