Oops
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:54 amA man is in a queue at Waitrose and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
'Excuse me do I know you?'
'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she replies.
The man thinks back and recalls a particular memorable act from his past.
'Are you one of the three birds I diddled on my stag night? I remember one of your mates was whipping me after the other one had stuck a paintbrush up my bum?'
'No!
'Excuse me do I know you?'
'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she replies.
The man thinks back and recalls a particular memorable act from his past.
'Are you one of the three birds I diddled on my stag night? I remember one of your mates was whipping me after the other one had stuck a paintbrush up my bum?'
'No!
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