Battered and bruised
A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn.
His brother says "Man, where have you been?"
"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law".
"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"
His brother says "Man, where have you been?"
"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law".
"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"
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