Battered and bruised

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Battered and bruised

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:55 am

A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn.

His brother says "Man, where have you been?"

"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law".

"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"

Spoiler:
"She wouldn't lie still!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Battered and bruised

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:53 pm

:lol:
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