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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:52 am

BREAKING NEWS

Thai rescuers on their way to Downing Street to help Theresa May get out of a massive hole
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:55 pm

:hysterical: Her new name now is Treason May. :yellow_grin:
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:07 pm

I had several lengthy discussions about May during her leadership contest, with one of our local publicans. He thought she was great and would do a wonderful job. I disagreed.

I don't know where he is now, but I'd like to hear if he still thinks she's any good.
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Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:18 pm

He is probably hiding him self in shame as I would be. The public replies yesterday reckon May already made this deal with Merkel hence why they say its treason hence her new name.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:49 pm

I believe she 'discussed' it with Merkel prior to telling her cabinet.

If I was of a suspicious nature, I might even suggest that Merkel wrote it for her!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:23 pm

Very possible Rebbonk as even Trump said when the meet with May he would nt do it her way.

Well seems the public was write about May being a traitor a treasonable offence if she has.

www.express.co.uk/news/uk/987428/Brexit ... l-Chequers

This might explain a lot too you they only think of their own careers.

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