She was a little drunk!
My wife came home from a girls night out last night a bit worse for wear, I was in the kitchen making a snack when she came in and dropped to her knees.
"I want to get dirty right now and you know what that means, don't you, sexy?"
I looked down at her and said: "Honey, you're a bit too drunk be wanting to
"I want to get dirty right now and you know what that means, don't you, sexy?"
I looked down at her and said: "Honey, you're a bit too drunk be wanting to
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