Girl in a bar

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Girl in a bar

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:25 am

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.....

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you would look all right".....

I said, "If I did that,
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I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Girl in a bar

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:26 pm

:lol:
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