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Stowaway

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:24 am

A captain was inspecting his ship when he found a woman hiding in a lifeboat.

She pleaded with him not to arrest her because a sailor had sneaked her aboard. "I met him at Southampton docks," she says. "I was feeling depressed and about to throw myself into the sea, but he offered to take me to Australia. He said that it would be a long voyage and there would be lots of stops, but as long as I stayed out of sight he would bring me food. In return, I've been giving him sex. So he's just been screwing me".....

"He certainly has," said the captain.
Spoiler:
"This is the Isle of Wight ferry"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stowaway

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:25 pm

:lol:
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