Teacher noticed that Tommy was chewing gum in class, and ordered him to put it in the waste paper basket. When Tommy reached it, he stood still, looking very perturbed.
"Well. What are you waiting for? Why aren't you doing what I said?"
"I'll cop it, Miss, when I get home.
Spoiler:
My brother only lent it me for the afternoon."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.