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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:25 am

My pregnant wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does it make my butt look big?"

I texted back "Noo!"

My phone auto-corrected my response to
Spoiler:
"Moo!"

Please send help!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Selfie

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:20 pm

:hysterical:
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Re: Selfie

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:04 am

:lol:
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