Ocam's razor

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Ocam's razor

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:34 am

"So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man".

"That's correct" says the defendant.

"Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her".

"That's correct" says the defendant.

"Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.

"It seemed easier" replied the defendant
Spoiler:
"than shooting a different man every day!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ocam's razor

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ocam's razor

Postby dutchman » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:27 pm

:lol:
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